Classified Zipper Pouch

ONLY for individuals with verifiable records as top secret-keepers. Experience with mid-level secrets will not apply.

Top secret, highly confidential, and just the right amount of mysterious — the Classified Zipper Pouch is designed to keep your essentials under wraps. With its faux-document design, stamped warnings, and retro “DO NOT COPY” seal, it’s as bold as it is practical.

• Edgy Statement Design: Looks like a classified government file straight from a spy desk.

• Versatile & Functional: Perfect for stationery, makeup, tech gear, or anything you want to keep “confidential.”

• Durable Build: Lightweight yet sturdy with a secure zip closure.

• Playful Attitude: Because some things are just classified.

✨ A pouch that turns everyday storage into a conversation starter.

• 9.5"w X 7.25"h
• Woven from 95% post-consumer material.